Aw. Did you miss me?
Thanks. I’ve worked hard on it.
You look like a pedophile.
Very classy, Seb.
Thank you, Nick.
but I’m blasting my music extra loud. There’s nothing like a little Katy Perry to get you through another long day of classes.
God, I’m so glad I have better things to do than fantasize about your gel soaked pubes.
@sebsmythe Day 25. #mustache #classy #instagram #lawschool
sebastianthefourth said: Ew.
I have some left over. When I get back to Princeton I can dye your hair if you’d like!
qfabrayatyale said: I like it!
Thank you Quinn. This is very you circa your senior year.
Yeah. That’d be a great birthday surprise for Hunter.
I don’t even have a costume picked out yet!
With that face I say you’re set.
A bit of a snap judgement there, don’t you think? Good call on the athlete thing but I’m much smarter than your average football player, thank you. And these goals would be? Sleeping with countless men who could care less about your existence for money? Good luck with that. I see a bright future ahead of you, Sebastian Smythe.
Aw, I love it when people stereotype me. It’s adorable and naive. Emphasis on the naive part. Just like you, I’m more intelligent than your average “fuck-toy”, if that’s what you think of me as. I’m smarter than your average football player too, but I decided to keep that fact to myself since it’s not the most unique quality about me.